What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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Swimming trunks

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What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !