What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

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What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

What do you call a sour black guy?

A vinegar