What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask?

A Vinegar.