What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Vinegar Jokes More Vinegar Jokes

What do you call a sour black guy?

A vinegar

What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask?

A Vinegar.