What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

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Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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How do you put out a maxipad fire?

You tampon it.

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad