Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

Previous Random Joke Next

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.