What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What do you call a star-spangled pubic wig?

A'merkin