Captain America Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

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What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war