Captain America Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride?

The ferrous wheel.

Where does Iron man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

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What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

Quicksilver

What is Captain America's shield made of?

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Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

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How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

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What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

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What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

Quicksilver

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.