Captain America Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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A running gag.

What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

Quicksilver

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

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Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride

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What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad?

A transparent

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What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.