Because it's made out of vibranium.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
A Star-Spangled Banner.
He goes to the Evans
Trapped Under Ice.
Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....
You weren't there man
Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**
A star-spangled banner
Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.
Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.
Because they knew they would Nguyen.
You don't know cause you weren't there
Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!
Cross-dressing
Because they needed to be ad-dressed!
they only had 2 trucks
Their patients are 2'
It's a Moray."
Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.
Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.