Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
You shake a baby.
A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
Lawsuits.
Trapped Under Ice.
Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.
Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong
He got turnip
