What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

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How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.