Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
Because it was Meloncholic
Oh, so you're not pregnant '
Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.
A straight jacket.
No solo.
They Bonded over lunch.
Rite Aid
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
He got turnip
