What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

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Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

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How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip