What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

Metallica Jokes More Metallica Jokes

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.

Favorite Song Jokes More Favorite Song Jokes

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas