What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

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Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip