Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
They both get ditched in the park
while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
because their knee grows
No solo.
Trapped Under Ice.
Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.
I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas