What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

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Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

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What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

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With a crowbar.

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What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

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Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.