What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong