Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Because they're funny on many levels.
A sweet potato.
A penny-farthing.
He wanted to go to high school.
Pier pressure
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Because baggers can't be choosers,
