What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.