What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

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It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!