What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you call an agnostic?

An athe-ish.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.