What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog