What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Wrong Tree Jokes More Wrong Tree Jokes

Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ?

Bargain up the wrong tree !

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.