What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

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What's your dog's name?

Icebreaker.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato?

A tater tot.

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

Wrong Tree Jokes More Wrong Tree Jokes

Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ?

Bargain up the wrong tree !

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.