What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

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What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.