What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

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Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !