Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf