Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together