Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.