Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!