Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together

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What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

A: Far-from-thinkin

Why are blondes so good with odd numbers?

Because they, like, can't even!

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!