Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together

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Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.