What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf