What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

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What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!