What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

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Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!