What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

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What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together