What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!