De Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

What do you call a cow abortion?

De-calf

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

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He felt Thor.

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

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Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

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What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.