He de-deuces.
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Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Because he was in de-nile
Because they all live in de-nile...
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
De-calf
ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.
He was in de-Nile.
Because he was in de-nile.
De fishes
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He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.
a Rama-dana-ding-dong
Ones green and the other is black
They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
The
With a crow bar.
By trying to jump rope.
Did you try turning me off and on again?"
A dog that chases cars - and catches them !
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
The Wehrmacht Tank division.
The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.
Mr.President
Stop laughing and reload.
When the Mexicans get car insurance.
Sudden Lee
A: A violist playing octaves.
A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg
