He de-deuces.
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Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Because he was in de-nile
Because they all live in de-nile...
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
De-calf
ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.
He was in de-Nile.
Because he was in de-nile.
De fishes
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He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.
a Rama-dana-ding-dong
the Sixth German Panzer Division
The 7th German Panzer Division
to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.
Now, both have an oscar.
They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
Ones green and the other is black
One can raise a child
They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.
The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes
im farting carrots, im farting carrots...
Because she was a private tutor
