De Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

What do you call a cow abortion?

De-calf

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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What Is a Chinese persons favorite holiday?

Chinko De Mayo

What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

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Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

1940 Jokes More 1940 Jokes

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division

Grouch Jokes More Grouch Jokes

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

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How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

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