What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.

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What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

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Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"