What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

How did Ramadan go?

It went by pretty FAST!