What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

How did Ramadan go?

It went by pretty FAST!