What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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What do you do with a wombat?

A: You play wom with it.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

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What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"