What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

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What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere

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How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!