What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

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Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Who makes the best photo bombers?

Muslims

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Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"