Don't Break the Ice
With a John Deere letter.
Play the change machines.
Where's Whitey
Battleshvitz
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Both are a glaze
He knew they were going to ice him.
Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.
You poke 'em on.
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.