What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow