What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

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What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

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What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

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How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle