What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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Bob.

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An arm and a leg.

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4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

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Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.