What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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Noob.

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Revolver Camelot!

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They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left !

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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To scare off Cat burglars!

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The thief was spending less then his wife.

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They don't play the beta.

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Peekaboo.

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How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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Rustled Crow

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle