What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

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What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.