What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

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What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

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What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

What do you call a joke on drugs?

Highlarious

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What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.