30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
The posters
Because her teacher told her to do an essay
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
Highlarious
A barber
Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool
Jesus
Because his stool so hard!
they raise the roof.