What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

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When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

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How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.