What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire?

Diego wop wop wop .

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools

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Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.

How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.