What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-