What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

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What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!