What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

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Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

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What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

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How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.