Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

Norse Jokes More Norse Jokes

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Norse God Jokes More Norse God Jokes

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating