Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

What does the sun skate on?

Solarblades