Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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What does the sun skate on?

Solarblades

Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating?

He was skating before it was cool