Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

What do Luke Bryant and a Nordic breast plate have on common?

They're on Thor.

Norse Jokes More Norse Jokes

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Norse God Jokes More Norse God Jokes

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did Batman go to the corner store?

FOR JUST ICE

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!