Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Norse Jokes More Norse Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Norse God Jokes More Norse God Jokes

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.