Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe?

Thor.

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Norse Jokes More Norse Jokes

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

Norse God Jokes More Norse God Jokes

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

What does the sun skate on?

Solarblades