Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe?

Thor.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Norse Jokes More Norse Jokes

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Norse God Jokes More Norse God Jokes

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating?

He was skating before it was cool

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!