Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!

What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

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What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter! . Ill show myself out.

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

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What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way