How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One... or two One... or two

How many dislexic mods does it take to screw a lightbulb ?

Remodve

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now