A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.
Both of them.
You don't know cause you weren't there
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry
No one knows, it's never been done before
A guard and hoes.
Nukes... You're fired!
Bombs
A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
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