How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hella

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.