A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
To get to the other side!
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
Because they were 50% off!
50 Drachma.
A guard and hoes.
They can't guard their towers.
One U.S. Liter
Upper U.S.
Remains to be seen.