How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, it's a hardware problem!

How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

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Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

What were people doing during the last ice age?

Chillin.

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

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What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.