How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How many dull people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

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How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's?

To get to the other side

What is the preferred coffee drink of people with alzheimer's?

The Iforgotto