Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

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What do you call a fly without wings?

Paste unoriginal joke here)

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

Pamela Anderson Jokes More Pamela Anderson Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What do you call the area between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley

Print Jokes More Print Jokes

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.