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What do you call a fly without wings?

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

Phone Box Jokes More Phone Box Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

Sunny Day Jokes More Sunny Day Jokes

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.