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Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
Good morning ladies.
Oh just for the Halibut!
A: They place flowers on the grave.
Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.
Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
A 100$ bill
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
A midwife crisis.
Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
It had a SPOILER on it.
Petal to the nettle!
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.
