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What do you call a fly without wings?

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Sunny Day Jokes More Sunny Day Jokes

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Sleep Pill Jokes More Sleep Pill Jokes

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

Why didn't the man go to dat place?

Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.