Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

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Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.