Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

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When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.