Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

March Jokes More March Jokes

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!