What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

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What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

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What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

What's a programmer's favorite drug?

Codeine.