Pho queue.
Drummers
They get crabby! Badum tsss.
I'll tell you later
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
A Nguyen Nguyen situation.
The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "
Hey, pho queue, dude
A full set of teeth
Pho queue