Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

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Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue