Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

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Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.