Ba Dum Tss Jokes

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Ba Dum Jokes More Ba Dum Jokes

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

Beautiful Woman Jokes More Beautiful Woman Jokes

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.