Ba Dum Tss Jokes

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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What does a french sheep say?

Ca ba?

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Gluten Tag Jokes More Gluten Tag Jokes

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.