How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

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Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!"

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What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss