How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

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How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*