How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

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What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

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How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

nose

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.