How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What smells better than it taste?

A nose

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*