What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

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What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

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How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.