Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

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What do you call a random selection of sailors?

A seamen sample

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Liquid Soap Jokes More Liquid Soap Jokes

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.