Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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Because they use their head.

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Because he kept on dropping beets.

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Pick a cod, any cod!

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Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

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Ba dum ship.

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Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.