Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

Liquid Soap Jokes More Liquid Soap Jokes

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.