What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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What is the difference between a generalist and a specialist?

A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

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What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

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What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.