What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

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Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!