What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Knee Fish Jokes More Knee Fish Jokes

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)