What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

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What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

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What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)