What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.

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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....