What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?

Dam!

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)