What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Knee Fish Jokes More Knee Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....