What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....