What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.

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Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)