What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....