What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

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What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)