What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

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What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.