Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
The business plan.
They both only really work on paper
Do tell.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.
Nothing. She's dead.
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.