Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
Neither one works.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.