Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.