How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.