How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time?

Occasionally (OK Asian Lee).

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

How do you prepare for a party in space?

You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist