How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.