How did the Allies have time to prepare...

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Ally Jokes More Ally Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

D Day Jokes More D Day Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards