How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents