How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What does IRE-1 say to XBP1 mRNA?

Prepare to get RIDD of your intron.

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"