An ambulance.
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Edward Snowed-in
Salman Rush B
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
Because Russia was Stalin
Crimea a river
One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.
Because he was Snowden.
Ukraine.
Cuz you'd be snowed-in
A soviet seamen
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A hammer and cream-sickle
He was snowden
Ukraine your neck.
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.
He's Snowden.
The airport is Snowden
Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.
Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In
They are all against Turkey
M'otherland"
Because they are Russin'
Cry me a peninsula.
Russia kept Stalin it
He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )
Deputin
He was snowed in.
Linen
Vladimir's Poo Tin
Vladimir Poopin
Crimea River
De-stalinization plants
Everybody loves Putin!
He was snowed in
She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.
Because he's snowed-in
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
They were Putin up with him.
Because they are always stalin.
Because he was Snow'den.
I'm Snowden!
Because he's Snow'd-in!
None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
Cause he was snowden.
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
They were afraid of Stalin.
Because the people are always Russian !
They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!
A. "Putin on the Blitz"
He'll be Snowden.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.
They can see Russia.
A put-in
He's always Snowden.
a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly
The planes were stalin.
He was snowed-in.
Because they hate Turkey
Putinesca
Because they already have Moscow.
A puppy.
I mean cry me a river river right
We're Snowden!
Because they'd Russia lot
Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.
Crimea river
because he's snowed in.
Czarcasm.
Tsardines !
Russia.
He was Snowden.
Because in Russia the military coups you.
Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.
Because he was Snowden
A cyberian cafe.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Tsarbucks.
Pump kin.
He went to the Shell station.
Nukes... You're fired!
Cause they struggle to put food on the table
Zikachu
They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.
3/5
Monte Cristo
A bilingual chicken
A cat.
Fish and ships.
Where the funnel be!
Erdogone
