What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.