What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.