What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."

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Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean