What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.