What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest