What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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A knife has a point.

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Batman can go inside a store without Robin

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Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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Chickpeas

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Fawaffle!

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I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean