What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

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Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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You get repossessed.

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What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

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I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean