What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

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Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.