How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

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What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

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What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.