How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

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What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."