How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat