What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

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Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!