What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!