What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.