What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.