What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

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What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

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What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths