What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !