What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !