What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

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Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

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What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.