What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

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What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!