What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

Zoo Keeper Jokes More Zoo Keeper Jokes

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"