What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

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What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"