What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.