What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?

Yo tengo Harambe.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe