What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

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What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

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What's the difference between a women's argument and a knife?

The knife has a point !

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe