What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

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What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

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What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash?

Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash.

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

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What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.