What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

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What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

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Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.