What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

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What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??

One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Stormtrooper Jokes More Stormtrooper Jokes

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

Zoo Keeper Jokes More Zoo Keeper Jokes

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.